Watch Out! Here Comes Anderson Cooper!

I honestly think that CNN gave him this primo spot because ALL of the networks were calling. It still might only be a matter of time before Cooper takes over at CBS. In the meantime, we'll have to wait.

I also have been predicting for a year or so now that the sucessor to David Letterman, whenever he retires, will be Jon Stewart. There's almost no doubt in my mind. It's gonna happen.

Then again, I was wrong about the White Sox...

Also, I was feeling nostalgic, think about our wonderful beard growing month of aught-two. I think at the time we were accused of making the wrong month Beard Growing Month, some other weird organization had declared that November was officially beard growing month. On a whim, I decided to google "beard growing month" and the results were astonishingly empty The top spot? An old Western listserv post by Matt Connor about it! So, I declare that we had every right to have October as Beard Growing Month. So shall it be written, so shall it be done!

Also, tomorrow is officially declared "Hanson Day" at Emerson. I'll explain later.

Mmmmm bop!